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Naveed Safi
07-05-2011, 03:24 AM
Once A Puktoon & and an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pukhtoon fails to answer his question,he must give 5$ & if American Fails then he has to give 500$..
American: whats the different between earth and moon??
pukhtoon silently gives 5$..
Pukhtoon: which is the animal with three legs, goes to the mountain and returns with four legs??
The American searches for 2 hours in his lap top and gave 500$ & asks,Whats the answer??
pukhtoon again silently gives 5$..
So proud to be a pukhtoon.

Naveed Safi
07-05-2011, 03:30 AM
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a TALKING frog, now that's cool!

Lesson: Once again, gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!!!

~Gangster~
07-05-2011, 05:16 PM
Once a guy had a problem and went to the doctor.
Doctor: Whats the problem here??
Guy: I am very shy to explain but im having wierd dreams.
Doctor: Theres nothing to be shy about just give me the details so i can provide you with the right medicine.
Guy: For the past week i've been having dreams in which i play football(Soccer) with donkeys.
Doctor: Hmm. Ok here the medicine just take this medicine before you go to sleep tonight and you'll be cured.
Guy: Im gonna take this medicine tomorrow because tonights the final.

sherlοck
07-05-2011, 09:03 PM
Guy: Sherlock, you are gay.
Sherlock: Your face is gay.
Guy: You suck!!!
Sherlock: Your face sucks.
Guy: WTF is wrong with you, are you confused?
Sherlock: Your face is confuset.
Guy: I'm winning.
Sherlock: your face is not winning.
Guy:Fine i am losing
Sherlock: your face is losing.

To be continued....

Naveed Safi
07-09-2011, 12:06 AM
A math student is bothered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework. The student hesitates. He thinks it's wrong and is also concerned about being sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His classmate says: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll change the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Though not fully convinced, the student gives his assignment to the classmate.
Later, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
"Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you took variable x, I renamed it to y. When you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1...

Digital Malang
08-02-2011, 10:01 PM
Yo Mullah Jumat K Osido Cha Warla Pishmany Ranawro
No Che Der Tang Sho No Loud Speakar Ye On Ko Ao Pa Chagha Sho.

Pishmany Rawrai Geeni

Azan Darta Koma...............

lol

Digital Malang
08-10-2011, 12:03 AM
Dwa Malgaro Khabari Kawalay:

Awalany Malgary(Pa Fakhar Sara): "Za Facebook,
Twitter, Google Plus, MSN
Messenger, Skype aw Yahoo Laram"

Dwaim Malgary: Yalaka Ta Sa "Jwand" Hum Laray Kana?

Awalany Malgary: Na Kana, Da Sa Wai, Ta ye Lag Link Raka!

IamDZJ
08-10-2011, 07:29 AM
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a TALKING frog, now that's cool!

Lesson: Once again, gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!!!



not true

zalmaikhan
05-31-2012, 02:53 PM
Once there was a man he went to city and he saw a traffic man he thought that he is welcomed by traffic man so embraced him and said how are you gul khan.....

Pashton
10-01-2012, 12:44 AM
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor. Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shiitt up to their knees and drinking coffee. The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee. They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

Pashton
10-01-2012, 12:56 AM
tarting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now loggedin.” Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found… Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied… Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters… Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It’s by Default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use… Try after some time. Wife: What is my value in the family. Husband: Unknown Virus

Pashton
10-01-2012, 01:08 AM
A guy talks to his friend: “You know, I got really unlucky with both of my wives!” “How so?” “Well the first one ran way with my neighbor!” “And what about the second one?” “She didn’t!!!”

Pashton
10-01-2012, 01:11 AM
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We missyou a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

Pashton
10-01-2012, 01:18 AM
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do. Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do? Girl: The homework.

Pashton
10-01-2012, 05:44 PM
Jenai: Mori Zamong Ustad Deer Khaista Day Kana Mor: Chup Sha Kamaqli Ustaz Kho Da Plaar Pa Zai V.. Jenai: Mori Kho Har Wakht Ba Zaan Ta Tarkhaz Wai Kho Che Zamong Gham Wana Ke…

Pashton
10-01-2012, 05:49 PM
Da Yo halak “Sher Muhammad” NoOm Wo.. Mor Ye Peshlami Ta kshenawoo Nawakhta Wo Pa Talwar Ki Waye Warta: “Porta Paish Maamada Shairlamay waka"

badmash_khel
01-09-2013, 09:38 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68228_302295796543603_392996781_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308721_299547146818468_856120954_n.jpg

badmash_khel
01-09-2013, 09:39 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527471_299002673539582_1016954695_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578385_292786984161151_446895889_n.jpg

LOL

Hallo
01-09-2013, 03:28 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527471_299002673539582_1016954695_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578385_292786984161151_446895889_n.jpg

LOL
translation please:praise:

MostafaM
01-09-2013, 03:30 PM
There is a creature that eats wood, meat, rocks and vegetables, soil and water.
It eats iron, buildings, human beings and animals.
It feasts on air, land and sea....what is it?

Afghanistan2010
01-09-2013, 04:31 PM
Time ?

MostafaM
01-09-2013, 05:02 PM
Time ?


Right.

Your turn!

Kushan Prince
01-09-2013, 08:47 PM
Why are black people so tall?

Answer: because there knee grows!

Lol but nah I respect my black brothers.

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:25 AM
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon,"take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:28 AM
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:31 AM
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble hahaha

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:38 AM
Happiest moment for todays generation is.
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Battery Full .. ;) :O :p

Afghanistan2010
01-10-2013, 10:39 AM
Bob and Kelly loan Mike $1500. Bob $500 and Kelly $1000. Mike takes the $1500 to the mall, where Kelly’s $1000 is pick pocketed. That leaves Mike with Bob’s $500. Mike although frustrated, continues to his destination and purchases $300 worth of Star Trek memorabilia. That leaves Mike with $200. Mike splits the remainder between Bob and Kelly, $100 each and promises to pay them the balance owed ASAP. How much does Mike owe?

$500 (Bob) + $1000 (Kelly) = $1500

$1500 – $1000 (stolen) = $500

$500 - $300 (Star Trek memorabilia) = $200

$200 - $100 (Kelly) - $100 (Bob) = $0

Mike now owes Bob ($500 - $100) $400, and Kelly ($1000 - $100) $900 RIGHT?

$400 + $900 + $300 (Mike spent) = $1600

How it is possible that Mike theoretically owes Bob & Kelly more money than he had borrowed, where did the extra $100 come from?

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:39 AM
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p

Afghanistan2010
01-10-2013, 10:40 AM
That Riddle came right from relatives in Afghanistan and Pakistan,
and i have myself solved it...while some people declared it unsolved.

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:42 AM
In a school function
A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
...when girl was about
to start her speech ...
Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ... ;)

Pashton
01-10-2013, 10:46 AM
last one for now :p when a girl asks you to guess her age , its like deciding ..
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whether to cut the blue , red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb :p

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:17 AM
A young businessman had just started his own
firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had
it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come
into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot
shot, the businessman picked up the phone and
started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant
commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the
visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I"ve come to
activate your phone lines.

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:24 AM
Two hunters are out in the woods when
one of them collapses. He doesn't seem
to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps,
"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is
a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back
on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:26 AM
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent
under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night
Holmes woke Watson up and said:
"Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me
what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes
said: "And what do you deduce from
that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are
millions of stars, and if even a few of
those have planets, it’s quite likely there
are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth
out there, there might also be life." And
Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it
means that somebody stole our tent."

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:28 AM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest
baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The
woman goes to the rear of the bus and
sits down, fuming. She says to a man
next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and
tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your
monkey for you."

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:39 AM
A boy sends a text Boy: Hey Girl (to herself): OMG..he just textd me..I wonder
what he wants..maybe
he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but
all he said was hey.. I should just answer him, dont
want to keep him waiting..
well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I m busy..
no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into
me? Or is
he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care
if he likes me
back. Who said that I even liked him? huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No that's
stupid. 2 y's work.
He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was
accidental.
Ok! I got this. Breathe in, breathe out. Girl: Heyy !!! Boy: plz mark my attendance at college!!!

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:40 AM
AMERICAN LIFESTYLE:
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DAUGHTER: "Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday. Forgot
to invite U.. .
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DAD:" U nauty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. :-)

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:50 AM
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out bylunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Pashton
01-12-2013, 06:57 AM
Boy: Nice Dress !!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Nice Ear-rings !!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Nice Shoes !!
Girl: Thanks. Boy: Nice Lipstick !!
Girl(irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You are not Looking Beautiful...!! :D