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Yousafzai Pakhtun
05-12-2010, 04:29 AM
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the clothings.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae ALLAH !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

05-12-2010, 04:58 AM
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Alt F4 ba sanga wahey......haha

Ao ka Kampeter pa Pukhtu ka shi

(Send= Wolega
Insert= Warka Pake
Download= Rakaga
Delet= Ruk Yai Ka
Run= Takhta
Alt Ctrl Del= Takhta Gane Wolam De
Refresh= Olamba)

05-12-2010, 06:34 AM
Have you heard the other one?

Head Boss of a busy office speaking to Manager:

Pa Computer Department ke da Server [Sarwar] sok de chi kaar na kai? Warta uwaya ka kaar na kai no tankha sa la para khuree?

05-12-2010, 06:39 AM
ahaha! Nice! Sarwar ... now that is one right joke!

:pcguru: Yusufzai, you might like this (<---)

Nokia, you're a classic! Hilarious stuff!